December 2010
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text message of the day that isnt from Corbin or...
“TWAT I CUNT HEAR YOU! oh, and charles won’t be done until like 4. that asshole”
KENT LY EVERYONE.
BWAHAHA!
Got some of my pics off facebook, but I still cant log in. god damn it.
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hahaha
I like this shirt…
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Is this real life?!
The weather for today. LOVELY SUMMER WEATHER WE ARE HAVING HERE IN MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMM ДA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That awkward moment when
you are cleaning in your room and you find a photo album with pictures of your parents together and happy… and the date on one photo says “oct. ‘79” which makes you realize that your mom and dad were dating 5 years after she graduated high school and that they were together for like 14 or 15 years…
It is so awkward. SO AWKWARD.
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I would like to introduce the peanut butter,...
AKA diabetes. So tasty… yet soooo much sugar.
I highly suggest it. But cut it in small pieces. would probably be even better if you were high or drunk.
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Day 30- Your highs and lows of this month
HIGHS-
Break
seasonal job AKA money
seeing people I havent seen for a while
having some good times
getting a kitchen aid mixer
thinking about the future
LOWS-
SNOW
suspension…
realizing I need to find a job that isn’t seasonal…
my mom is always around… I love her… but I need space!!!!
I lost my keys in my room and I really need to find them so I can go...
False alarm
I know none of you cared, but I changed my password and it logged me out and I am an idiot…
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!
TWITTER WONT LET ME LOG IN. Is anyone else having this issue?
If my twitter got hacked too I will kill someone.
RICE KRISPIES!!!!
so ready.
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ug
time to nut up or shut up.
for reals. I mean you sleep on a mattress someone left on our porch. You really do not need to worry about germs because someone slept on your sheets… Plus, if you can’t deal with other people on your bed, what happens when you sleep in the same bed with someone else? would that bother you? ug. I don’t care how mean this post is, I am really tired...
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
-hogwarts:
tranquilinsanitiesx:
breakfromtheconcrete:
difference between these pictures?
trailer:
movie:
o__O Hmmm,
its low quality
duh
They had to take the blood off her hands to make it more “family friendly” for the trailer. I get it I guess…
dorksidedarth asked: oh my gawwwd! http://itsalwayssunny.tumblr.com/tagged/drinking_game
dorksidedarth asked: oh my gawwwd! http://itsalwayssunny.tumblr.com/tagged/drinking_game
when people compare their relationships to Romeo...
wherestheinnocence:
I’m sorry did you ever read it
Everybody dies
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How I was killed, maybe not today, but very...
Me: what are you cooking? Mom: some soup. It is chicken and rice. Me: ok Mom: well… it could be chicken… or turkey… I don’t know I don’t label things.
I DON’T LABEL THINGS.
SOMEDAY! Me: Is that juice? Mom: yeah I think so.. Me: ok Mom: Or it could be floor cleaner with bleach, I don’t really know, I don’t label things.
ALWAYS LABEL THINGS.
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I just thought this was funny...
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I feel really weird for wanting these shoes...... →
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Real Housewives of Atlanta
Go to a spa, and SCREAM at each other. Woman working there walks in during the middle of the fight.. Turn around. Walk out.
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dirtytracy:
I had to think a while
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Oh Television..
I just saw a commercial for this cream called “stem cell therapy”. It is an anti-wrinkle/wrinkle reverse treatment. All it made me think of was that episode of Futurama where everyone gets the $300 rebate and the professor buys stem cells and just rubs then on his face.
That is pretty much what it was… I think someone watched that episode and was like “LET’S DO...
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snow
open the door snow sticks to my glasses freezing air bites my nose the sound of someone in their garage is shocking I stand looking around me as if to see someone with a hack saw standing next to me ready to kill me
the silence is haunting i crunch through the yard crunch up to the street stand there completely alone I hear the hammers and wonder who is up and what they are doing a snow plow...
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Dear weather, PLEASE,
Let it stop snowing…. I like looking at it… but I also like driving, and the roads not being icy…
Love, Jessie.
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So...
I am watching Real Housewives of Atlanta… Yeah… Um… Is it wrong that I am ready to be back in my apartment so I won’t have TV?
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Day 29- Your goals for the next 30 days.
I am going to be honest. these are my 3 goals: Loose weight get back into facebook get a job.
yeah. REACHING FOR THE STARS. That is me.
I have had a pretty crappy day. rink was good. made up for the bad parts. BUT It is fucking snowing. I fucking hate snow.
this challenge ends tomorrow. YES.
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I need to shower...
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I FUCKING KNOW THAT FAGEL.
I KNOW THAT.
watching a show on the first surviving set of...
they put nets over their cribs so they dont climb out…
I really hope I never have more than one kid pop out of me at a time.
Excuse me, I have to go watch reality tv and...
Don’t judge.
ALSO I have a computer charger!! YAY!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA AFHJVWEdkoq[ps
I got home AFTER 2 last night. SOOO i guess the fact that my facebook and email got hacked is a good enough reason to wake me up and fucking shout at me. Because I know how to fix this BUT WAIT They changed my password AND my email address. SOOO I cant fucking log in to either. MEANWHILE you are standing there screeching your lungs out.
I can’t fucking fix it mother. OH You clicked on the...
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It's only 2AM...
and I am tired as shit.
I have been over thinking a lot of my life lately. I think I know what I am going to do, but developing the characteristics is going to be really hard. “To thine own self be true.” Oh Shakespeare.
It is such a strong phrase, ringing in my ears.
So then… who is my own self?
Damn. Better sleep on it.
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Day 28- something that you miss.
having a job that is all year. my cat. some choice people.
Not having to worry about paying rent, or really school because high school you could squeeze by on bullshit and I guess my bullshitting is really not to a collegiate level.
not being anxious all the time.
not being in New Mexico/the US SOOO europe.
Yeah… that is about it. I really wish I had been better with saving my money and...
SOON HEATHER. SOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
We shall be together.
I can lay on my face and listen to Firework by...
bustyandbewtiched:
HAHAHAHAHA!!
The reenactment woman is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY prettier than the real woman… the real one looks like a man with long hair… BUSTED.
OK So she is having major pains and the people are just like “Oh, you pulled a back muscle” or “oh, it’s just kidney stones”.
Fucking.. I need to stop watching this shit.
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SHE HAD MAJOR BACK PAINS AND PAIN IN HER LOWER...
PAIN WAS MORE INTENSE. CAN’T GET UP. DON’T CALL 911. PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!!!!! HUSBAND CALL 911 AFTER 12 HOURS. WHAT COULD IT BE!? YOU HAVEN’T HAD YOUR PERIOD IN A FEW MONTHS… COULDN’T BE LABOR PAINS. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. HER WATER BREAKS. MUST BE PEE. SOMETHING CAME OUT OF ME. NOT BABY. MUST BE LARGE TURD. NURSE SAYS I HAVE A BABY IN MY PANTS. NO, THAT CAN NOT BE. IT...
What is wrong with people these days?!?!?!?!?!
I am watching “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”. So the women in the reenactments look NOTHING like the real people in the stories. EXAMPLE: the woman right now is a black woman, but her skin is pretty light and she isn’t that thin… The man has a head shaped like a potato and a creeper stache. The word I guess is “dumpy”. The woman in the reenactment the...
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Day 27- A problem you have had.
HA well… I guess my main issue is when people don’t use common sense or are just really one sided all the fucking time.
Yeah. Otherwise… Not a lot of problems. I mean I ride the bus everyday when I’m not in Los, and I don’t really have a regular job… which sucks. I would like to have a car, but that shit won’t happen until I can afford the insurance. ...
